Theres dumb . . . and then there's breathtakingly dumb

Regular commenter "Da Wife" sent me a link to one of the scariest YouTube videos you'll ever see (by way of Wil Wheaton):

I personally believe . . . that . . . we should grieve for the U.S. Americans . . . that our education like such as . . . this poor victim.

Wil wrote:

I initially thought this girl was too stupid to breathe, but then I felt sorry for her, humiliating herself on national television and the Internets like this . . . then I found out that, even though she is as clearly a dumb as a box of and such as, she finished third in the contest. Third! That fourth place contestant must know how Al Gore felt in 2000.