R+J in L33t-speak

Ever wondered what might happened if you combined a literary classic with the internet language known as L33t speak? Wonder no more.

From the Fark thread, where user "Kublai Khan" wrote the immortal words:

I support IM speech. It's an excellent way for the stupid to effectively exclude themselves from positions of influence in society. It's a pyramid baby, and I'm on the top end!