The new post-boat-cruise Vikings code of conduct

In the wake (sorry!) of the Lake Minnetonka boat cruise fiasco, the new owner of the Minnesota Vikings, Zygi Wilf, has promised a new code of conduct for all players and team employees. Tom Powers offers a quick-and-dirty summary:

The new code of conduct, complete with an amended dress code, will be presented to Vikings players any day now. Supposedly, it will be very specific.

Rule 216-B: "When on a boat and approached by a naked woman, retreat to the poop deck and attempt to contact the Coast Guard."

No doubt a lot of deep thought has gone into this. But it seems like overkill. Proper company policy could be printed on small index cards.

Official code of conduct: "Don't be an idiot."

Official dress code: "Keep clothes on in public."