Re: "Believing what you want to believe" above.
Your headlines are either messed up or of general application: see "You could raze the entire downtown core and plant trees, and it wouldn't effect climate change. I swear, it's become the secular equivalent of "peace be upon him."
Your headlines are either messed up or of general application
You are, of course, correct.
I'll order a stepped-up régime of beatings for the headline writers until morale improves.
You are one fine gentleman!